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Thursday, June 23, 2005

Look! My Evil Plan :

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your arcane ritual, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.


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