Larry: the creepy guitar guy
Were you waiting with bated breath for the story of creepy guitar Larry? Well breathe easy good folk for now I shall tell you of his creepy-guitar-ness =) If you weren't waiting with bated breath then I suggest you click that little x in the top of this window and go away quick, cos if you don't I will tell you about aforementioned creepy guitar Larry and you will have no choice but to read it!!Every thursday I have guitar lessons at Leeming rec. centre, cos it's cheap and I'm too lazy to find myself a real teacher. (sidenote: do you know a cheap guitar teacher? sharing is caring!)
Anywah Larry is the teacher of the class and he is indeed creepy for the following reasons:
1. He wears very strange clothes for a guy his age. He's old-ish, like 40-50-ish and so I don't think it's a particularly good look for him to be wearing surf shirts and shorts (eugh the shorts...see point 2.) It makes him look slightly homeless as he looks very scruffy all the time (and not in a nice way!) with his mismatched clothes.
2. His shorts are just wrong, why? He has much body hair *eugh again!* It's bad...its more then is humanly natural...its scary! What's worse is when he puts one leg up on a chair to balance his guitar on... You'd be scarred for life too if you had his hairy leg in shorts that close to you...
3. He doesn't shave...but doesn't have the cool-guy stubble thing going on for him. instead he has this whole "I'm a creepy lecherous guy who likes to hang out in dark corners and smile weirdly at little children" thing going on. That's not a good thing. Plus his hair is greasy which adds to the lecherous look.
To summarise, Larry is creepy because he has bad fashion sense, wears shorts with his unnatural amounts of body hair and doesn't shave so he leeringly smiles at children.
Well now I've got that out of my system I shall go now. And we shall never speak of creepy guitar Larry again (at least not until i mention him next time)
posted by goth-ee at
11:49 pm
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